*puts retainer in to the tune of ‘everybody hurts’*
my brother wanted to bring slutty brownies to the church superbowl party so he called them promiscuous brownies
Just do it, I promise it isn’t supposed to be sad.
Just reblog and wait. You will see.
i was carrying a pie and i dropped it and it went splat all over the floor and now im sad it was french silk please come to the memorial service
there was someone on omegle that was looking for gay bloggers to target and send hate to and i tried to play along to figure out their url but couldn’t get it, just stay safe and stay happy everyone and if you get hate stay strong x
first word of your first tumblr url and the last word of your current url = your superhero name
simple….face….
that sounds sad
MY FUCKING SUPERHERO NAME IS PICKLE CASTIEL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCk
Cat… coats…?
the sass…. or the ass?
bOTH OF MINE ARE BAGEL IM GOING TO GO CRY
IM BAGEL BAGEL
so i went on omegle and asked people what they would do if the world was made of bagels and then was really mean to them and i
ok
im a bad person
like super duper mean
A comedic memoir about a chicken that’s also a convicted felon who is just trying to get his life together and is constantly under pressure of reverting back to his previous lifestyle and one day is particularly stressful and when he goes to cross the road to get to his therapists office somebody yells out ‘hey chicken, why you crossing the road’ and he breaks down telling this person his life story and all that lead up to him crossing the road to his therapists office and it has lots of great subtext but in the end the chicken goes like “I’m crossing the road, to get to the other side of my life. The better side.”
a book like this will really appeal to chicks
suzanne collins can talk all she wants about how panem is named after the latin phrase meaning ‘bread and circuses’ but all it really did was just enlighten me to the fact that the nation the hunger games is set in literally means 'bread’