okay sorry for this useless post but does anyone have the gif from hide where clara has the liquor (me thinks it twas whiskey) bc I need it for a roleplay and I’ll do anything for that gif

for a place that is so accepting of mental disorders im a little ashamed tumblr. PLEASE don’t shame people for not wanting to see ferguson posts, they can trigger things in people with anxiety, ptsd and a plethora of other things. there is a social media boom. people across the globe are starting protests. please participate in these instead of shaming scared teenagers.

sleuthtastic:

tumblr should host like an election to see who will be the new tumblr user pizza. It is kind of like being the supreme of tumblr. #Sleuthtastic4Pizza2015

i kind of feel like it should be john green since he’s already everywhere

"One time I smoked a joint and ate a whole cake after." -MY GRANDMOTHER AT DINNER

in science class my teacher was telling us about how he used to work in the ghetto and one time a kid didn’t come to class because someone stabbed his hand outside a subway 

hell0kittykat:

*constantly analyzes Amanda Bynes twitter feed searching for the deeper meaning*

image

deeper than jayden bruh

i have referred to class periods as seasons i think i might have a problem

methblue:

jethrocane:

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

this is like 1998 chain email-level content

what makes something a great piece of literature? it’s age? in 75 years are people going to look back at shit like twilight and treat stephanie meyer like a god? 

when i was in montreal there was this grafitti that said “paradise is true” and there was a clown face above it and idk what it means but it changed my life