someone in my history class couldn’t remember what feathers were called so they called them ‘bird leaves’

llamareads:

standardized testing is so funny because they tell you to relax and not stress out too much and that you’ll be fine but literally the second the test starts no one is allowed to smile and if you don’t bubble in the answer the right way you will fail.

your anaconda is more of a gummy worm

somewhatwarmpizza:

You reblogged one of my posts sooooo

but you suck oswaldolopez

the girls i play against in volleyball are summoning satan i swear they lie down on the floor and pound it with their hands and go ‘oohooohoooohhoooohhhhoooooooo' 

insults that are really good

• half eaten cosmic brownie
• bad let it go cover
• bearded toddler
• overly buttered corn
• lack of pumpkin spice
• you

idc what religion you are but if you don’t like veggie tales don’t go near me