does anyone ever wonder what a butt looks like when it farts

hey to all the people with very few followers out there just remember the number isn’t as small as you think. it’s smaller. natural selection is coming. you better hide your blog. 

bunsen:

when someone makes a big deal out of nothing

confession: when there was a substitute teacher in gym class my friends and i just sat on the ground and rolled a basketball back and forth 

i sympathize with characters in horror movies that fumble with keys when trying to escape the murderer because i do that an i’m not even being chased 

officialunitedstates:

prettyboy-withme:

officialunitedstates:

i have a mercedes collection.  someone ask me how many i have in it.  no dont bother.  i have 0.  a collection doesnt have a minimum limit placed on it.  i also have a volcano collection

but how many volcanoes are in your volcano collection??

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